🛸 The Beacon Is Lit – Chaos Transmissions Activated

Published: May 12, 2025

Heads up, crew — the chaos transmission line is finally online.

After rerouting power through the Gmail conduit and testing the sequence thrice, email notifications are officially active. From this point forward, anytime a new post hits the Common-Joe.com board, you’ll get a direct ping in your inbox.

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– Common Joe